Weekly review with Gary Gnu

This week Gary Gnu stopped by to speak with me about my book, my blog, and all things gnew.

Gary: "This Is Gary Gnu. And The No Gnews Is Good Gnews Show. The Only TV Gnews Program Guaranteed To Contain No Gnews Whatsoever." Welcome to the show Wayne.

Wayne: Thanks Gary, it is good to be here.  You are looking well.

Gary: Well thank you Wayne, I try to stay in shape by doing gnatural glute flexes.

Wayne: That seems to be working out very well for you Gary.

Gary: Indeed it is Wayne.  So anyway, on to the gnews!  I hear you have written a gnew book!

Wayne: Yes Gary, it is called 'Cerridwen Moon'  You can click on the link to read an excerpt from the book and help me reach my goal of getting it published.

Gary: What link?  What are you talking about?  I don't see anything?

Wayne: You can click on the title of the book to see my page and help support me.

Gary: Click on the title you say?  Hmmm, how gnice that must be for you.  What other gnew things have you been doing this week?

Wayne: Well Gary, it did snow here yesterday, so I did a lot of shoveling.

Gary: Wayne you live in GNew York, is that correct?

Wayne: Yes, I...

Gary: Of course it's correct, I gnever gnet the gnews wrong!  Can we see some pictures on the snow?

Gary: Looks lovely Wayne, but you do gknow that spring will be here soon right?

Wayne: Yes Gary, I am aware of that.  In fact I received a letter in the mail yesterday from the DMV to renew my registration for my bike.  It won't be long until I can start riding her again.

Gary: Is that so?  Do we have any pictures of that?

Wayne: Sure Gary...

Gary: Well, this is all very good.  Any more gnews for us this week Wayne?

Wayne: Yes, I purchased tickets to go see Lindsey Stirling in a couple weeks.  You can see her Youtube channel by clicking on her name. 

Gary: We are clicking on gnames gnow?  I don't gknow what you are gnetting at!

Wayne: Gary if you click on her name you can see her videos and get tour information.

Gary: Uhmmm, yes, I will be sure to do that, right after I change my clock back this weekend to account for daylight savings time. Do you know that there is no daylight savings time in space?

Wayne: No Gary, I was not aware of that, but I do know that most countries do not use it.

Gary: Yes, well enough of that we were talking about me for a change.  Is that good with you Wayne?  If maybe I say something?

Wayne: Sure Gary, that would be great.  Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day?  It is only 8 days away!

Gary: Ahhh, yes I do like corned beef, wearing green, and having a few green beers.

Wayne: That's great Gary.

Gary: Yes, of course it is.  So Wayne, anything else you would like to say before I have to go?

Wayne: I would just like to say thank you to everyone, all my new followers, everyone that has helped me and given me advice, and all of my supporters.  I am so psyched to get my book published and start working on the next one!

Gary: Yes, well good for you.  I have to go gnow, back to space on the 'Great Space Coaster'!  So please remember everyone, "No gnews in good gnews with Gary Gnu."  Goodnight everybody!

Wayne: Thank you Gary, and thank you everyone for stopping by to see my blog, please check out an excerpt from my book when you have a chance.  If you like it please tell others so I can get the word out and reach my goals.  If you really like it every bit of support helps.  Thank you all so much!  Have a great weekend!!

'Cerridwen Moon'